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Joke of the Day
"I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!"
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"Gonna start a gym called ""Resolutions"". For the first two weeks of January it's a gym. The rest of the year it becomes a bar."
"""Call your blonde friend, your black friend & your Asian friend!"" - every cellphone ad ever"
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad."
"How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No"
"How I get my dick to be 12 inches? I cut it in half"
"How do you make a redditor impatient? loading..."
"Early to Bed and Early to Rise proves that . The Person has no Internet Connection...;-p"
"If you need me I'll always be stuck behind the person who doesn't know how to use the CVS self-checkout aisle."
"What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman? The krypton-knight."