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"*rises out of ball pit* thanks for agreeing to meet me here"
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"A seal walks into a bar.... And the bartender says, ""what are you going to have?"" The seal replies, ""anything except Canadian club."""
"How did the swordsman keep annoying r/jokes? Constant ripostes."
"I saw a guy wearing a stovepipe hat the other day... ...so I said, ""Hey! Abraham Lincoln called and he wants..."" Then I realized, they didn't have phones in the mid 1800s."
"""Oh man, you've got stretched lobes and piercings? I've got stretched lobes and piercings, too!"" ""Sweet! We should hang out!"" - Ear buds"
"""Kids, part of my comprehensive zombie apocalypse plan are these Tshirts to keep up with each other"" ""Daddy, why do ours say appetizer?"""
"Why did the Tinman not go to the ball? His heart wasn't in it."
"What do you call the first Afghan off the boat? Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)"
"Easter tip: Tell your kids you hid an egg with $50 in it in the backyard but you don't remember where. Enjoy a quiet day indoors."
"I asked two Uber drivers to pick each other up and am watching them chase each other in circles around my block until they run out of gas."