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Joke of the Day

"My wife's a magician. She can turn anything into an argument."

"Airlines. Graciously giving you the choice to have feet, or a personal item, but not both."

"What do outlaws eat with their milk? Crookies."

"What is a tampon's favorite food? Scrambled egg"

"NASA finally completes plan to colonise moon. M:O:O:N"

"Just bought a white pool stick... Now, I shoot better then the rest of my school."

"A man is asked why he can't see the Fifty Shades of Gray movie... He replies, ""I'm color blind and can only see 36 of them."""

"They say everything is bigger in Texas, but their buses are usually shorter."

"If you can't tell the difference between ""erotic"" & ""exotic"" then zoo keeping is definitely not for you."

"I heard your sister built a brothel. With the bricks your mother got from prostitution."