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Joke of the Day
"My brother's got a degree in wheel-making. Only 359 more to go."
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"I hate self-promotional people. They're so into themselves they probably don't even realize I have a new album available on iTunes now"
"What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts? Spring water."
"According to the bank clerk, the robber was most likely to be a redditor... ...He seems to have screamed ""Thanks for the gold, kind strangers!"" as he ran away with the money."
"My girlfriend said to me that she wanted me to tease her, so I said, ""All right, fatty."""
"Captain America's shield was made of Adamantium. What was Hawkeye's shield made of? Quicksilver."
"Graphene can do everything... Except leave the lab. :)"
"How do you know you have a high sperm count? She's got to chew before swallowing."
"It seems racist that they call it Black Friday just because a bunch of people are trying to get into stores in the middle of the night."
"My favorite knock knock joke Knock Knock Who's there I eat mop I eat mop who. Say it out loud."