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Joke of the Day

"Why haven't I ever met a full blooded Jew? All the ones I have met have been Jew-ish"

"On a scale of 1 to 10, You're a 9 ... and I'm the 1 you need!"

"Why is the monsters' football pitch wet? Because the players keep dribbling on it."

"Why isn't the guy who wrote ""Danger Zone"" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media? He forgot his Loggins"

"I can't control my urge to pull tube tops down."

"What is the difference between a young man and an old man? The young man shampoos his head and soaps his ass, the old man soaps his head and shampoos his ass."

"Why did the joke on /r/jokes get removed? [removed]"

"""You break it, you buy it""... Uh, hell no. I break it, I leave it, and awkwardly walkout.."

"STAGES OF DRUNK: 1. Wow. I can dance. 2. All hats look GOOD on me. 3. Shhh. Don't wake up the cows."

"HR: Can you explain this?? Me: I thought it was CORNhub, with recipes on how to make delicious corn and corn related dishes"