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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the fat absent father? He was never around, but at least he was portly."
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"A man walks into a bar And goes right through it because hes a t1000"
"What is wrong with Riverdale that ARCHIE was the best option?"
"I like big buts and I cannot lie. But that doesn't necessarily make my grammar bad."
"Tequila If a guy gets drunk on tequila, and beats you up... then he's guilty of agavated assault."
"Trump There's no punchline, as the title was the full joke"
"Do you smoke? Smokers: ""Yes."" Non-Smokers: ""Never have, never will."" Stoners: ""Smoke what?"""
"I think my girlfriend is cheating on me. She keeps screaming some other guy's name when we have sex. Let's just hope I never come across this guy ""rape"" in a dark alley."
"What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches? Mustardo!"
"McDonald's is coming out with a Michael Jackson burger... ...it's a 40 year-old piece of meat sandwiched in between two eight year-old buns."