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Joke of the Day

"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Pizza"" ""My new boyfriend who? ""No. Pizza"" ""My future husband who?"" ""No."" ""Playing hard to get who?"""

"Hilary Clinton is elected president ... FTFY"

"Did you hear the one about Hellen Keller? Well neither did she."

"All of Hitlers generals were having a cookout, why wasn't Hitler invited? He always burnt the franks."

"Yo momma so old, Her birth certificate says EXPIRED"

"I wanted to tell a really grizzly joke on this subreddit.... Then I thought you guys won't be able to bear it."

"Why does Iraq have no Walmarts? Because there's a Target on every corner."

"I wrote on my tinder that I'm 5 foot 2 and got no matches. Then I wrote that I'm just 1 foot and now I can pick and choose."

"E.T.'s last name was ""Cetera"""

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?.. **RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!**"