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Joke of the Day

"Patient And Doctor Joke Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."

"Co-worker: My husband & I are praying for a baby. Me: You know that's not how you get 1, right? You gotta have sex. What does HR want now?"

"""Half a dozen"" because saying '6' is way too long... >_<"

"This guy rapes people with a smile on his face Fuck this psycho up. 248 Oh 330 And 0815"

"Bands who can't afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert"

"What's the cheapest kind of meat? Deer balls, they're under a buck!"

"If you say ""gullible"" slowly it sounds just like ""orange"""

"Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals? In his briefcase!"

"If Chuck Norris is running late, time slows down. It knows better."

"1995: the information superhighway will mean anyone can do anything from anywhere 2015: must be willing to relocate to San Francisco"