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Joke of the Day
"Usain Bolt isn't allowed near any elementary schools. The speed limit is only 40 kph!"
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"What has 7 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"
"What is the best movie like to shout as you orgasm? I am your father."
"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who undertsand binary, and those who don't."
"You should go clone yourself... so you can FUCK yourself!!!!!!!!!"
"I can sympathize with batteries. I never get included in anything either."
"""Everyone says they're voting for Clinton or Trump, but I'm voting for Regina George because she got hit by a bus."""
"What do you call a nomadic neanderthal? A meanderthal."
"Fine! I do actually believe in a higher being.. His name is Jonathan and he's about 5 inches higher than me. That bastard."
"What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa? Sandals in the Bin"