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Joke of the Day

"California a maltese dog cost around $1000, You can buy the same dog in Vietnam for 5 dollars and it includes a side of fries and a drink."

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"""Not again"" ~ Me, waking up every morning.."
"So a bum asked me for same change... A homeless man asked me for some change today. I said to him, ""Sorry, pal. You should know better than me that no one in this place has got _innocence_."""
"Descartes walks into a bar and orders a drink. He sips it for a while, and when he is finished, the bartender asks him if he'd like another. Descartes says, ""I think not"", and disappears."
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"Forget Netflix and Chill. It's time for IMAX and Climax!"
"What did the black guy get on his SATs? Barbecue Sauce"
"Did you hear ISIS is in Italy now? Italian ISIS... I'll show myself out."