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Joke of the Day

"Forget Netflix and Chill. It's time for IMAX and Climax!"

"The word 'phonetically' doesn't even start with an f. Shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us."

"What do you call playful insults between terrorists? Talibanter"

"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"At least you'll be able to watch Jeremy Clarkson on Dave for the next 12 years."

"Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"My penis Oh, there must be a mistake... ...this post wasn't flagged as long."

"What's the difference between men and women? Women play hard to get. Men get hard to play."

"I just finished reading a book about preventing skin injuries and burns... The author classified the book as ""non-friction"""

"The arrogant baker declared 'You'll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window' The customer agreed 'It must be the double glazing'"