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Joke of the Day

"Is your business interested in reaching a larger and wider audience? Pm me for my ex wife's email address"

"Why is ""jizz"" such a great word? Because of how nicely it rolls off your tongue"

"A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, ""You're quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named after you."" The grasshopper says, ""You've got a drink named Steve?"""

"I never understood how you got dick from Richard. Apparently you just get him drunk first."

"What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening? A sphinxter."

"Why is dyslexia so bad? It looks like daily sex to me."

"Happy 1 month anniversary to the 37 browser tabs I have open."

"Let's settle this like men... men with bad judgment & unlimited water balloons"

"Who did the Indian Girl choose to Marry? No one. Her parents chose for her."

"I'm on chapter two of the dictionary and this thing is just so disconnected. Like, what happened to the aardvark from the beginning?"