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Joke of the Day
"Let's settle this like men... men with bad judgment & unlimited water balloons"
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"Cigarette's killed my wife. She was run over by the Marlboro truck."
"HIM: You know what we should do at our wedding reception? [at the same time] ME: Murder-suicide HIM: The chicken dance!"
"Kourtney Kardashian named her daughter 'Penelope Scotland Disick'. In a related story, Scotland intends to change name of country ASAP."
"Yo Mum Jokes! (The British ""Yo Mama"") http://www.peachdogjones.com/2013/01/14/21-yo-mum-jokes-british-humor"
"A tornado is a lot like having an affair. At first there is a lot of blowing, but in the end, you just lose your house."
"""I guess I didn't get my birthday wish."" ""How do you know?"" ""You're still here!"""
"Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset? Because you didn't ask him what band he's in."
"I just learned that embalmers insert butt plugs into corpses to prevent leakage.... So now I know why zombies walk like they do."
"Why does a chicken coop has two doors? If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan"