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Joke of the Day
"What happens to a person when they move out of Asia? They become dis-oriented!"
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"Punctuation is the difference between ""Love trumps hate""... and ""Love Trump's hate."""
"Damn girl, can I get all up in that? I'm sorry, where are my manners. MAY I get all up in that?"
"What do errant Jewish golfers shout? Three ninety eight!"
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"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it had a silent pee."