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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it had a silent pee."
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"My OCD is so bad that, when someone falls asleep on a plane, I turn off their overhead light. And braid their hair."
"I hate it when people ask me what i'll be doing in 5 years time C'mon!! I don't have 2020 vision"
"Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A gorilla with a machine gun."
"Getting marriage advice from a priest is like taking your lawn mower to Burger King to get repaired."
"What's the most powerful part of a french tank Reverse gear"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black"
"Fear Factor would have been much scarier if it had just been people in their twenties trying to figure out how to have careers"
"Looking at Facebook is a convenient way to realize you can't stand most of the people you sort of know."
"Another tale from the bar. A priest, a rabbi, a minister, a monkey, and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this, some kind of a joke?"""