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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does? Outstanding in his field"

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"Why are black people so good at basketball? Because there is running shooting and stealing involved!"
"[Haunted House] Ghost:You've been here a week Me: I like you G:You knew what this was M: I thought I was your boo G: I say that to everyone"
"What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope"
"What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party? Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !"
"A man walks into a bar And gets a bloody nose"
"Do you have a turn down? Turn down for what?"
"Two ninjas are training in a field. One ninja says ""I'll bet you can't hit that that target with your throwing star."" The other ninja says ""Shur-I-ken."""
"When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts? During Black Friday."
"You can't run through a campground. You can only ran, because it's past tents."