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Joke of the Day

"Iron Man: I'll hack into their security. Hulk: HULK SMASH DOOR! Thor: I'll silence their guards. Captain America: What's a microwave?"

"How long does it take a satellite to reach Uranus? Bend over and I'll show you."

"A man shot his wife Judge: Sir, why did you shoot your wife? Man: Well your honor, it was easier than shooting a different man every night."

"Little kids are so lucky; they don't have to pay rent or wear deodorant."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Friend 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Friend 2: To get to the idiot's house. Friend 1: Knock knock Friend 2: Who's there? Friend 1: The chicken"

"A hot girl texted me ""Come over, no one's home"" So i went over... And no one's home"

"""Rest this big wireless transmitter on your balls for several hours a day. I'm sure it's fine."" -- laptop computers"

"HEY YOU GUYS! Last chance to date me before I call it a day and start wearing socks under sandals."

"What did the bee to the other bee in summer ? Swarm here isn't it !"

"Why LOTR is a metaphor for life. Man puts ring on finger, slowly goes insane!"