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Joke of the Day
"Why do chat fail always look fake Because they are"
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"Someone once asked me if I trust boobs... ...I said ""I put my faith in them"""
"A kiss makes your day.... but anal sex makes your hole weak. ( )"
"How did Thor's brother get his powers? Just Loki I guess"
"Why is it impossible to mistake a penis for a vagina? Because there's a vas deference."
"Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson? Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!"
"""Stuff that alligator in that dolphin"" - God creating sharks"
"[Gets a Netflix notification on phone] FRIEND: Is that your ex? ME: [Lying] No."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the restroom? Because their P is silent."
"I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND FIND YOU and cuddle you softly."