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Joke of the Day
"A kiss makes your day.... but anal sex makes your hole weak. ( )"
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"[At vet] Me: My dog has been throwing up what looks like egg shells. Vet: What have you been feeding him? Me: Egg shells."
"Volkswagen are a bunch of cheats... Audi you think they Passat their diesel tests for all these years? They would have never Beetle their CCompetition if they hadn't."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing? Because P is silent."
"What's the #1 thing that pisses off redditors? You're grammar"
"[after i confess to murder] COP: sarge? you gotta see this [shows interrogation video and sees my fingers crossed the whole time]"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture only needs one nail to hold up."
"""There's no business like crow business."" -Wealthy businesscrow"
"How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, its a hardware problem"
"I want to watch a porn where both people scream out lengthy Starbucks drink orders when they orgasm"