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Joke of the Day
"Why is it impossible to mistake a penis for a vagina? Because there's a vas deference."
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"The art of the word ""Fuck"" jk there is no art, art fucking sucks"
"Im getting tired of your Barenaked Ladies marathon. It's been one week since you looked at me."
"*addresses the elephant in the room* *puts a stamp on the elephant in the room* ""My pen pal is gonna love this."""
"What is blue and smells like red paint? blue paint"
"ME: How much for this aggressive bottle of water? FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant"
"One man asks another, ""What's the best thing about 28 year olds?"" ""There's twenty of them,"" replies the pedophile"
"Me: *returns from bakery with a bap, bagel, bun & cob* Wife: What are these? Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON."
"The region of Qatar that hasn't been electrified yet is called acoustic Qatar."
"There once was a lady from Madrass... There once was a lady from Madrass Who had a magnificent ass Not pretty and pink as you may think But had long ears and ate grass. Credit: Playboy, circa 1970s"