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Joke of the Day

"I just ate dark chocolate. Does that mean I'm rich?"

"How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb? Juan."

"A guy walks into a bar -- and sustains a mild concussion."

"Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? It's a really obscure number. You probably never heard of it."

"My friend once told me Never start a joke you can't finish That's why I haven't committed suicide yet"

"I used to be in to S & M, Necrophilia, and Beastiality... But then I realized I was beating a dead horse."

"I took a bus in Thailand And I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl. All I could think to myself was, ""Don't get an erection, don't get an erection""... but she did."

"""I just heard that that one actress from Legally Blonde, Reese... 'whatever her last name is' got stabbed to death walking to her car last night."" ""Witherspoon?"" ""No, with a knife."""

"I hate when I show up to a funeral and another guy is wearing the same hot dog costume."