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Joke of the Day

"""WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE THE INTERNET"" - fun thing I yell at my kids"

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"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapuss."
"Why did the kid dump a bucket of water off the school roof? He wanted to make a big splash in front of his class."
"A distracted man walks off a cliff while talking on his phone. He was sentenced to death."
"What did the baby seal order for lunch? The club sandwich."
"Funny knock knock jokes to use during sex. Keep it going. Knock knock... whos there?... sperm! :D"
"What do Limas Sweed and Bruce Jenner have in common? Neither can keep track of their balls"
"What is something that cannot lift off the ground? Your career"
"What do they call mosquitoes in Pakistan? Churchitoes"
"My nine year old's yo momma joke Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake"