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Joke of the Day
"""WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE THE INTERNET"" - fun thing I yell at my kids"
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"Why did the gay guy fail his test? He couldn't think straight."
"Three bloody tampons are walking down the street. Which one talks to you first? None of them because they are stuck up cunts."
"""Ask"" is the first word in the Spelling Bee every year, so they can immediately eliminate all the black kids."
"As a kid, the thing that used to annoy me about going to church was all the standing up and sitting down and kneeling... I wish the priest could just pick a position and fuck me."
"Why is there more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee jokes Because Bruce Lee is no joke"
"When I was a kid, I use to think a ""sexual predator"" was a horny alien from the movie ""predator"" Turns out my uncle just liked to collect movie costumes."
"Hillary's so crooked... she needs a Kaine for support."
"How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway."
"If a group of ducks were controlling the ""autocorrect"" feature that would be ducking insane"