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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapuss."

"Did you hear about the group of Warriors eating Caviar? They Choked"

"The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close."

"The free internet services I use the least are the ones that email me the most often to tell me how useful they are."

"yo momma so ugly her vibrator needs viagra"

"Why do people ask ""what the hell were you thinking""? Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it"

"A married couple walks into a bar."

"Potter household Voldemort: knock knock James: who's there? Voldemort: you know James: you know who? Voldemort: correct James: James: Fuck"

"Dove: Dad, what's my name mean? Me: It's the symbol for love Swallow: What about mine? Me: Umm, true love."

"A lawyer, a tax-man and a murderer jump off a cliff in a race to the bottom. who wins? society"