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Joke of the Day
"My nine year old's yo momma joke Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake"
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"Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party? To find a tight seal"
"Did you hear about the baker's son? He was in-bred."
"What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water? You can afford four fjord forders' fords."
"If you're a guy and you shave your legs... you might aswell go all the way and shave your pussy."
"I just fell backwards off a stool trying to get the last few crumbs from a Pringles can into my mouth if anyone needs a wife or something."
"What is a dog's favourite food ? Anything that is on your plate !"
"what do you call a jamaican proctologist? POKE-MON!"
"My girlfriend's father asked me what I do... Apparently, ""your daughter"" was not the answer he wanted to hear."
"Where do some popes get their vestments? Urban Outfitters"