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Joke of the Day
"What happens when your friend from Prague topples over? You right a Czech."
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"Did you hear about the guys who got lost at the music festival? They turned up"
"My plans must be so fat they never work out."
"My crazy great Grandma My Great Grandma is 104, and she said to me: ""If the good die young, I MUST BE TERRIBLE"""
"A poem for r/Jokes ""Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog."""
"I keep myself in good enough shape to outrun most women and children during emergencies."
"What I Say To 7: ""This is just between us"" What 7 Hears: ""Tell Mom everything and please embellish it to make it sound 100 times worse"""
"Why don't Mexicans take drivers Ed and sex Ed on the same day? They have to give the donkey a break."
"Today I threw a penny down the well and made a wish. That the police would never find her body."
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One makes your whole week, the other makes your hole weak."