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Joke of the Day
"My plans must be so fat they never work out."
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"What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ? Santa has just 3 Ho's..."
"Ran out of toilet paper, so I had to use leaves. Just kidding, but my son learned a big lesson about leaving his clothes in the bathroom."
"What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave? Idk, I was too busy jacking off..."
"I checked an anti-gravity book out of the library... I just can't put it down."
"What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ? A sausage dog !"
"I told my mom about caching. She said it sounds expensive."
"A boyfriend says to his girlfriend, ""Baby, you're kind of like Charles Barkley..."" ""...You've been on the team for so long and you're still not getting a ring! Happy Valentines day!"""
"[last supper] ""Tonight, one of you will betray me for 20 pieces of silver."" ""30."" ""Sorry Judas?"" [sips wine] ""I didn't say anything."""
"""Those who do not know history are doomed to repeat it"" [cut to: me wearing a toga and confusedly trying to conquer Gaul]"