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Joke of the Day

"that's one of the last straws. I'm going to throw a small tantrum, then continue putting up with both this bullshit and all future bullshit."

"Why do Farts Smell so Bad? So the deaf can enjoy them too."

"What do you call a tree that hates this joke? A face palm."

"What do you call a woman with one short leg? ilene."

"What is the difference between a boy scout and a Jew ? A boy scout returns back from camp."

"yo momma so ugly her vibrator needs viagra"

"Just bought lean chicken breasts instead of hot wings for supper because I'm a stupid fucking mature adult."

"When they announced Ashley Madison was made up of almost all guys... I realized the internet really is a series of tubes."

"""On your 1st day, find the biggest guy, and punch him in the face to show you're in charge."" - my advice to new teachers"

"I just found out that I missed a test on stolen flags last week. My teacher had it flagged as missing."