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"I like my coffee like I like my women Ground up and in my freezer"
"what's the height of trust? two cannibals in a 69"
"Did you know that Lorena Bobbit was originally from Russia? Her given name was Lorena Cutyourcockoff."
"Heart melting love story: Boy: My wife & 2 kids. Heart melting love story: Boy: I can't marry u. My family is totally against it. Girl: Who r they 2 stop u? Boy: My wife & 2 kids."
"Lawyers Q:is it true you charge eache question 500 bucks? A:yes. what's the second question?"
"RT if you love puppies, rainbows or beating the shit out of strangers for not saying ""Thank You"", after you've held the door for them."
"I got a phone call from a girl saying ""Come over! No one's home!"" I went over and no one was home -Rodney Dangerfield"
"Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, was quite skinny, and apparently had bad breath. That'd make him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis"
"Why do you get arrested for walking into an army base unauthorised in the USA? Because Obama doesn't like anyone sneaking in his barracks."