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Joke of the Day

"When they announced Ashley Madison was made up of almost all guys... I realized the internet really is a series of tubes."

"Just ate a whole bag of chips, but it was ""reduced fat"" so basically it was like going to the gym."

"Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!"

"Wouldn't it be messed up if we found out Rome was built in like 23.5 hours?"

"Where do Dalmatians get their music from? Spotify."

"Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates? They don't want to be ostrich-sized!"

"Why do electricians make good mediators? Because they're good at finding common ground."

"Whats the medicine for people who are addicted to anal sex Trynoassatall"

"I Used to do Drugs I still do, but I used to too"

"Hubby is trying to get it up...There we go...Ok now it won't go down-oh there it goes...Shit, now it's going back up! Garage door is broken"