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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman with one short leg? ilene."
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"What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing? A horses shadow!"
"The only reason I watch political speeches is cause I'm hoping there's gonna be a sniper."
"5/6 doctors agree... Russian roulette is completely safe!"
"why did the blonde have a blue vagina? she didn't fully understand the label ""finger paint""."
"White boards aren't just great They're remarkable"
"Did you hear about the guy with five penises? His pants fit like a glove."
"How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian? with a big wave"
"I asked my Grandfather what it's like to have Alzheimer's. He stared blankly at me as he no longer remembers any of his family members or how to construct sentences."
"Crazy episode of Judge Judy on right now. This guy was a month late on his rent and she just gave him the electric chair."