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Joke of the Day
"thought i wanted to die but turns out i was just hungry"
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"baby proofing your house is easy, just lock your doors. There's no way they could get in unless there were like hundreds of them or somthing"
"""I never weigh myself"" -People who weigh themselves daily"
"What are Jews better at that anyone else? Concentration"
"If ""Bieber fever"" is when a Bieber song comes on the radio & you start throwing up & stabbing yourself, then yes I had Bieber fever once."
"What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend? Im Stoned :p"
"What did it mean when they found bones on the moon? The cow didn't make it."
"What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed? Hi sugar"
"What do you call the sweat on your balls after sex with your cousin? Relative humidity."
"I like this time of year because I can dig graves in my front yard and people think it's just a cute Halloween display"