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Joke of the Day
"What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house? Biden"
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"What's the most popular family car in Norway? The Fjord Focus"
"Dudes, how can we keep track of how long it's been since we've been on a date? I mean, women can just measure their leg hair..."
"In the US the best men of all are called ""bros."" In the UK, it's ""lads."" Either way, they're both thoughtful, selfless & fun to be around."
"I accidentally touched my wife's boob and she didn't recoil in disgust so things are looking up."
"I opened my water and electricity bills at the same time. I was shocked."
"Is there anything better than being fit and healthy? Yes. Pizza and beer."
"Cannibal boy: mommy I don't like grandpa Cannibal mom: alright sweety, just eat the potatos"
"I heard that comedians never tell jokes about the Jonestown massacre. The punchline is too long."
"How do you sabotage a space mission ? Send Matt Damon"