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Joke of the Day

"Hear about the kidnapping at school? Don't worry he woke up"

"What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control? Grandparents."

"Three men walk into a bar you would think the third one would have ducked"

"What do you call a guy who hangs out with a bunch of musicians? A drummer."

"Sometimes I think I'm too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place to shit."

"Dear middle finger: thank you for always sticking up for me."

"We only have world peace today thanks to the tireless efforts of thousands of former beauty queens who didn't give up on their dreams."

"Why are fishermen so good at geometry? Cause they're good anglers."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Its a trick question... Feminists cant change shit"

"How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it."