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Joke of the Day
"How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it."
Next Joke
"I'm deathly afraid of elevators. I take a lot of steps to avoid them."
"How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen Do? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men."
"Where do you find a no-legged dog? Right where you left it."
"One sneeze: Bless you. Two sneezes: Ugh, bless you. Three sneezes: Silence. Four sneezes: We'll never be as close as we once were."
"I love the way the Earth rotates It really makes my day"
"What is the difference between a dead hooker and spare tire? I only have one spare tire in my trunk!"
"What does a violin player use as birth control? Their personality"
"What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree? a porcupine"
"What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up? I've got a bone to pick with you"