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Joke of the Day

"Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out? Malteasers"

"How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits? They were impressive!"

"don't feel too bad for people with chronic amnesia. they can watch Breaking Bad for the first time over and over."

"(During Chemistry) Teacher, let me tell you a joke about Potassium K."

"A photographer and a mechanic have a child After two long days of searching for the perfect name, they name him Cam."

"When I was 8 yrs old, I walked to school by myself; now you have to hold your kid's hand right up to their first drug deal."

"What do you call a trombone player who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless."

"The doctor told me I had Parkinson's.... I decided to just shake it off."

"I take pictures of my weed because they say the camera adds 10 pounds."

"Have you heard the one about the bed? No? That's 'cause it hasn't been made yet."