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Joke of the Day

"Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out? Malteasers"

"A grate dad! Dad, how does it feels to have the most beautiful son in the world? I do not know son, ask your grandfather."

"Game of Thrones: Now with 100 percent more zombies! The Walking Dead should fire back by adding kingdoms."

"Nice guys don't finish last.. They finish alone in the shower."

"What do you get when you cross reggaeton and masturbation? Dame mas Vasolina"

"Best pickup line ever Girl are you a gorilla exhibit because I'm about to drop a baby in you?"

"Love is a lot like algebra... You look at your X and try to figure out Y."

"Why didn't the bear go to college? Because bears don't go to college."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea??? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face."

"I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass."