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Joke of the Day

"Game of Thrones: Now with 100 percent more zombies! The Walking Dead should fire back by adding kingdoms."

"Snail Racing My friend owned a racing snail. It never won any races so he removed the shell to make it go faster. Sadly it didn't work, if anything it made it more sluggish"

"What do you call a religious termite in Hungary? Buddha-pest"

"What do books have that Mexicans don't? Papers."

"Adolf Hitler wrote a book about his life with Ava Braun. He called it Mein Kunt."

"The most determined look I've ever seen on a human being is the airline passenger trying to fit a large suitcase in a small overhead bin."

"Every day, my face wakes up 3-4 hours after the rest of me."

"What kind of country do we live in when an artist like Sia won't take advantage of the freedom to change her last name to Lateralligator?"

"""Are we going the right way, Yoda?"" ""Off course, we are!"" Happy May 4th everyone"

"Santa Hates Blonds Why did the blond slap Santa? He kept saying ""Ho Ho Ho"" *dum roll - rim slap*"