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Joke of the Day

"What a gay spermatozoide says to an other gay sermatozoide ? Damn dude i can't See anything through all That Shit."

"What did PSY say when he choked on a burger? Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop ... Whopper Gangnam Style."

"A man is being arrested by a female police officer The officer informs him, ""Anything you say can and will be held against you."" &nbsp; The man replies, ""Boobs!"""

"Askreddit without the textbox."

"[First day of dropping kids off at school] *Hugs and crying* [2nd day] ""Get out!"""

"Me: guess what I shaved! Him: your armpits? Me: no Him: your mustache? Me: no Him: your nec- Me: I don't wanna play this game anymore"

"What does the Cajun ghost say? Beaux!"

"The cops said 911 was for emegencies only and not for me to report suspicious looking clouds."

"Here you go, Merry Christmas! ""Dad, why'd you wrap our gifts in soft fabric?"" Because I wanted to make- Mom: NO DON'T My presents felt"

"Your mama is so ugly I will slap her face off of her face!"