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Joke of the Day
"Mountains aren't just funny They are hill areas"
Next Joke
"all right class welcome to Intro to Sitting 101. everyone have a seat. *confused whispering among class*"
"I invited a girl to a disappointing sex club last night. She didn't come."
"Winnie the Pooh band-aids may look cute but are useless on stab wounds."
"There has been a rise in sheeple recently. Someone better tell the sheep shaggers to wear some protection."
"TIL Albert Einstein married his cousin. That's how he discovered the theory of relativity"
"I farted on the bus today and four people turned around. I actually felt like I was on the voice."
"A rolling stone... somebody pushed it."
"My dad's the real winner of this election... He passed away last week."
"What do you call it when someone comes to your house and takes all your pottery? Home Depot."