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Joke of the Day
"In light of micheal phelps defeat... You could say he got schooled"
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"Did you hear about the Woodstock Killer? He was charged for murder within tents."
"I went to a zoo and it only had a dog in it.... It was a Shih Tzu"
"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scotsman? Mick Jagger says ""hey you, get off of my cloud."" a scotsman says ""hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"""
"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that he's finished."
"The lesbian couple next door got me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood what I meant by ""I wanna watch"""
"I feel sorry for the two policemen outside number 10 Seeming David Cameron has a thing for pigs now."
"Tired of being single? Just lower your standards a bit. My new girlfriend is a coconut taped to a mop."
"My son was twice as hungry as me. So I only ate a one Na fish sandwich."
"A Polish guy bought a toilet brush.. three days later he went back to paper.."