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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scotsman? Mick Jagger says ""hey you, get off of my cloud."" a scotsman says ""hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"""

"Did you hear a med school is accepting animals as students? They're calling it the hippocampus."

"There's 20 letters in the English alphabet. Oh, wait! I forgot U, R, A, Q, T That's still only 25 but you'll get the D later."

"Whats the difference between vaginal and anal sex? The vaginal sex can make your day, but anal sex will definitely make your hole weak."

"I named my daughter Dagstorp after where she was conceived (Ikea sofa)"

"I design castles. AMA! For this AMA, I'd like to focus on rampart."

"I haven't been laid in so long that the Pope is laughing at me."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... microwaved for 69 seconds."

"What does 80 year old pussy taste like? Depends"

"What Does Pink Floyd and Princess Diana Have in Common? Their biggest hit was the wall."