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Joke of the Day
"A Polish guy bought a toilet brush.. three days later he went back to paper.."
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"A salesman rings the doorbell..."
"I bet cats are pissed they can't sit on televisions anymore."
"I feel like we really lowered our expectations of what constitutes magic when we began using it to describe markers"
"I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash? It had a bad driver! **bows ** I'll show myself out."
"She called and said she didn't have anywhere else to go, so I agreed with her."
"50 condoms A guy at the convenience store asked the cashier for 50 condoms. Two girls in line behind him started snickering, so he turned around, looked them dead in the eyes, and said, ""Make it 52!"""
"What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell!"
"Google Page 2 The best place to hide a dead body is Google Page2."
"Why are men so smart while having sex? Because they are plugged into a fucking know-it-all."