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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Woodstock Killer? He was charged for murder within tents."

"Smelling one of my farts has to kill at least 10 million brain cells. My dog doesn't even know how to bark anymore."

"Scientists Have Captured the Sound One Atom Makes and what did the atom say? ""Does it really matter we make up everything."""

"Whenever I watch a home invasion thriller, I'm mostly terrified by how I'll never be able to afford to own a home."

"A crane fell in NYC today today a friend told me. I asked if it was Niles or Frasier"

"Bruce Willis is working on the 5th Die Hard movie! They should call this one ""Just kill me already!!!"""

"So Katie Holmes is divorcing Tom Cruise... Apparently she found out that he'd been in A Few Good Men."

"My office got a shredder, so now I have to buy a turtle costume to fight it on Monday. Work is hard."

"[desert island diary - day 1] 4:15 pm: Got one call out of my cell phone before it died. Now I wait. 5:25 pm: That pizza is definitely free"

"Dbz joke Yamaha won"