182006
Joke of the Day
"What did the guy without hands get for christmas? We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet"
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"In Australia, lawsuits are just what lawyers wear to court."
"CATCHING A SQUIRREL Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut."
"I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday I'll tell you what, never again"
"Tom Cruise was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. Still awaiting his response..."
"Why is there no Mexican olympics? because all the ones who can run, jump and swim have already crossed the border"
"Cow with a twitch, beef jerky."
"I was at a hat shop and the sign read, ""ALL CAPS MUST GO!"" ...and I thought what hypocrites!"
"Do you want to hear a really condescending joke? ... Do you even know what that means?"
"I take spiders outside in stead of killing them because it's not their fault that I'm scared of them. I do however, scream while doing so."