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Joke of the Day

"Tom Cruise was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. Still awaiting his response..."

"old chinese proverb Man who fart in church, must sit in his on pew."

"What did Hillary Clinton say when Bill wanted a new Saxophone ""Not until you get rid of that HarMonica."""

"Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines."

"Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack? we have the Iron Giant"

"My cow Rosie won 3 blue ribbons at last year's 4H show so I have pretty high hopes for her at this year's chili cook off."

"Helped a homeless guy move today... I picked up his vomit and threw it across the street."

"The doctor said I have Type A blood But it was a Type O"

"Trainer: Are you wearing lipstick? Me: OMG no, that's just wine."

"I brought a classical musician back from the past to prove that my time-machine works, but I can't find him. He must be Haydn."