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Joke of the Day
"I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday I'll tell you what, never again"
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"TIL there are 45000 breatharians in the U.S. 44999, # 44998..."
"What does a black man and a park bench have in common Neither one can support a family of five."
"My 4 year old told me to just turn the tire around as the top part isn't flat. I don't care if it's wrong - that's still some great logic."
"An unemployed engineer gets lost while going to a job interview at the navy base Woops, wrong sub."
"Everyday I walk to work by a Ferrari dealership, put my nose against the etched glass window and say, ""someday I'll own a window this nice."""
"How do you make people lose faith in this sub? This."
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down a chimney."
"Classic Why don't blind people like to go skydiving? Because it scares the dogs!"
"A group of kids asked me to make a donation to their school & I was so moved I had to reach in my pocket & slowly pull out my middle finger."