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Joke of the Day

"Cow with a twitch, beef jerky."

"Waiter I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?"

"Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case."

"A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said ""Uno, dos"" *POOF* He disappeared without a tres."

"I was in bed with a woman and she said, I want tonight to be magical And it was. After we had sex, I disappeared."

"Why do white men shop at black yard sales? To get all their stuff back."

"My State of the Union I am from Illinois, but I also lived in Arizona for a while."

"There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note ""Don't eat me"".Now there's an empty plate and a note ""Don't tell me what to do"""

"With great power... ... comes a great electricity bill."

"I raised the alarm at work today... The midgets were furious."