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Joke of the Day
"Cow with a twitch, beef jerky."
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"Who was the worlds first capenter? Eve, she made Adam's banana stand."
"Yesterday, I lost a wedding cake.. ..but today, I fondant."
"Women say men get turned on when they nibble on their earlobes. I think it's bollocks. - Jimmy Carr"
"""Paper or plastic?"" Sorry i have a boyfriend ""Thats cool, but how should i bag your grocer-"" I think we should just be friends"
"There's 3 types of people in the world. The ones that know how to count and the ones that don't."
"TIL Kurt Cobain didn't have a license. He preferred riding shotgun"
"What do you call a female cop that shaves her vag? A Cunt stubble"
"Math and meth sound the same but one is a life ruiner and the other one is meth."
"Drumpf's presidential campaign in reverse: an increasingly laughable story of an egomaniac running for an office he couldn't possibly win"