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Joke of the Day
"I could be subtweeting my cat for all you know. Calm down."
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"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor"
"The washing machine broke so I had to wash my undies in the river. As a bonus, 3 catfish floated to the top afterwards, so dinner is served!"
"Donald Trump What a joke!"
"Osama bin laden *ji had it coming.* - Jimmy Carr ""Big Fat Quiz 2011"""
"Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank Give a man a bank and he can rob the world."
"Reddit Gold"
"2 Irishmen in a helicopter..... One turns to the other and says ""Dew tink if oi turned this here choppa upside down we'll fall out""? ""Don't talk daft, we'll always be friends"""
"How do nudists greet each other? With a bare hug."
"I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger And then it hit me."