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Joke of the Day
"I was wondering why the frisbee in the distance was getting bigger Then it hit me"
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"Life's like my dick Hard and too short"
"I talk like a sailor in front of my kid. He's gonna swear anyway and I want him to be good at it."
"When I lose my glasses I become a horrible plumber because I can't see shit."
"Bought a Muslim sex doll today It blows itself up."
"After a year of anal only sex with my girlfriend... You never know what is gonna come through that hole"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was actually a double cross. He had to cross the road in order to gain the trust of the other side."