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Joke of the Day
"Q: what do you call an orange Jew? A: Ivanka trump"
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"No bees were harmed in the making of my new short film, ""Bees on Fire: Screams from Inside a Hive""."
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"Q: What is the most military day of the year? A: March 4th."
"How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? It's when the blind try to read your face."
"How I feel when watching youtube... I dont mind the buffer ... I dont mind the adds... But when the ads buffer... I suffer"
"Don't ever believe anything an atom says. They make up everything."