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Joke of the Day
"Q: what do you call an orange Jew? A: Ivanka trump"
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"But laughing at you Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you."
"Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ? Last Winter she was knocked down by a snow plough"
"What do radical feminists say when they are about to explode? **RAPE!!!**"