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Joke of the Day
"A giant fly has attacked the city. Quick! Somebody call the swat team!"
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"What disease do elderly dinosaurs get? Jurassic Parkinsons"
"I was given a book, ""How to play the didgeridoo."" All the pages are empty besides one that says, ""Far away from me."""
"Friends don't force friends to watch 'funny' YouTube videos."
"Donald Tump and Hilary Clinton are stranded on a Island, who do thy save first? America"
"""IN THIS CORNER.. DWAYNE ""THE ROCK"" JOHNSON"" *the rock beats chest* AND IN THIS CORNER... RYAN ""PAPER"" WALLACE *the rock is visibly nervous*"
"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down."
"Happier than a witch in a broom shop."
"My friend can only masturbate when he listens to really bad music. Beats off."
"So a homeless man comes up to us... ""If I tell you a funny joke, would you pay me a quarter?"" My pal from Rhode Island say in a thick northeastern accent: ""I gotta funny joke fo' yah... Yah homeless."""